Friday, February 13, 2015

Leggings / Yoga Pants Ban!?!

America is facing a catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions if Montana Legislator Rep. David Moore has his way!

David Moore is apparently so disgusted by these natural things called "human bodies" that he has written a bill that will ban them from public. His bill would outlaw "any device, costume, or covering that gives the appearance of or simulates the genitals, pubic hair, anus region, or pubic hair region." That means you, Violate the Dress Code's leggings!

Moore was quoted in a statement after the hearing."Yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway!" He then went on to say that, "Violate the Dress Code's leggings are just far too sexy to be worn out in public." He fears that the attraction will cause nature to take it's course leading to increased procreation. We have to ask, why does Moore HATE babies? We here at Violate love those littly crying, slobbering things!

We must add, he is also attempting to ban the male nipple from being seen in public!
David Moore, this is America, leggings are as American as Apple Pie! Please go take your censorship elsewhere! We will gladly help you pack!

Please do your part as a proud and strong American citizen, go buy our leggings and or booty shorts! Then flood David Moore's email with selfies! It's the American thing to do!

       - Chris Zimmerman
         Violate the Dress Code

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  2. Even I am very interested to get started with my summer yoga session is but will definitely need to have a good quality gear that supports my sessions. It is not easy to perform without again that is not able to absorb the Sweat. My sister has suggested purchasing alo leggings and tank tops so I might have a look at that stuff.

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